Post by SherylIt's 2 weeks til Festivus, and all through the house...
I was in the Verizon store buying my new phone this weekend, and I overheard a neck-bearded salesman explaining to a young couple why the Festivus joke he'd just made was so funny by basically outlining every detail of the Seinfeld episode over the course of a solid five awkward minutes. It sounded like he was summarizing Lord of the Rings. He referred at least twice to "that great American, George Costanza." At one point he insisted they respond "for the rest of us" and wouldn't let it go until they did. The couple looked tragically uncomfortable. It was awesome.
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